John Wayne

Cryptic name for poo; a homonymous pun: “The Duke”(dook)

“Call Elvis; It smells like John Wayne has been here.”

by UrineOverYourHead June 15, 2023

John:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?

Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

by Utter_Lozer October 9, 2024

ASDA John

Pulling an ASDA John

Borrowing money & having literally no intention whatsoever of honoring the debt is now widely known as pulling an ASDA John

by Fagnubfingers September 1, 2023

John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.

Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"

by 969-696 February 19, 2024

Big Chuck and Little John

New people in the workplace

Look at big chuck and little John coming In starting new gossip

by 23Birderman August 10, 2023

Nathan John

Builds best motorbike ramps ever.

Wow Nathan john you so much better building motorbike ramps in building things then any of his brothers.

by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020

John backflip

One story claims that John Backflip performed the first backflip in 1316 in medieval Europe. However, Backflip was eventually exiled after his rival, William Frontflip, convinced the public that Backflip was using witchcraft.

Person 1: dude who did the first backflip

Person 2: it got to be none other than John Backflip!!

by Fortnitebawlz July 11, 2024