I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011
Get the Life Assumermug. When your Jake Paul Syndrome has gotten sooo bad that you have started your own YouTube channel to be like Jake Paul. You try to talk like him, walk like him, act like him, and even cheat on women like him! Jake Paul and vlogging have become your only priority in life. You haven’t slept in weeks trying to think of video ideas besides reaction videos and diss tracks. You eventually go blind and become crippled from watching to many of Jake Paul’s videos. But you keep vlogging because it’s everyday bro. Eventually, you surpass his sub count. He come to your house, looking for a fight and “accedentally” reveals your address to the few subscribers that haven’t left him yet. Cops arrive at your house and take Jake Paul. This is the life you must live. This is the vlog life. Be a maverick.
Jake Paul: “ WHAT IS GOING ON MY J A K E P A U L E R S...”
Daddy Paul: “ Shut da fuq up son you don’t know that vlog life. Be a maverick.”
Daddy Paul: “ Shut da fuq up son you don’t know that vlog life. Be a maverick.”
by Braindead Jake Paulette March 19, 2018
Get the Vlog lifemug. Life is hard : beyond poor is hard but getting rich is also hard so you have to choose what hard you want your life to be
by MKDabi August 3, 2022
Get the Lifemug. by wreckitreil March 23, 2022
Get the Lifemug. a game that was targeted at kids, but a group of horny pieces of shit decided to pornify it and make "gacha heat" which you should never search up on youtube, trust me, you will want to amputate your eyes after only seeing the thumbnails
horny piece of shit 1: lets make gacha life a porn game
horny piece of shit 2: you are a fucking genius bro
horny piece of shit 2: you are a fucking genius bro
by Xeries July 20, 2024
Get the gacha lifemug. (motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem
If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's commercial context , it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
by Sexydimma October 2, 2013
Get the grab life by the hornsmug.