What the fuck is that

An exclamation usually said after seeing something unsavory or disturbing.

Gamer 1: "Hey did you see that new Big City Greens Rule 34?"

Gamer 2: "What the fuck is that?!"

by mister pee July 1, 2021

Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.

“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”

by Skronx July 5, 2021

What a wonderful world

A song released in 1967 by Louis Armstrong and one of the best songs ever!

I see trees of green
Red roses too
I see them bloom
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

I see skies of blue
And clouds of white
The bright blessed day
The dark sacred night
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

The colors of the rainbow
So pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces
Of people going by
I see friends shaking hands
Saying, "How do you do?"
They're really saying
"I love you"

I hear babies cry
I watch them grow
They'll learn much more
Than I'll never know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

Yes, I think to myself
What a wonderful world

Oh yeaaahhhhhhhh

by UltimateDoge July 6, 2021

A cup of what's up

promethazine mixed with sprite.

I had a long day at work, I can really use a cup of what's up to relax me.

by TheRig December 4, 2012

Do what u gotta do

No matter what situation your in even if its a bad one.. If you got yourself into it just do what u gotta do.

So I met this chick at the bar but she's not that hot but she's DTF.. Just "do what u gotta do".

by VegasBombshell October 1, 2013

that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe

being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..

by KaptainKid March 13, 2012

What would Barney say?

A question which confirming you to choose a girl by Barney's opinion.

And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.

Boy 1: I am going with that girl tonight, bro!

Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.

Boy 1: Really?

Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?

by DeadMasterL March 17, 2012