Anti-Valentine's Day

A day when everyone laughs at those in love and celebrate the greatness of lonelines...
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.

ITS ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
~steals candy from random people~

by Confuseded February 14, 2005

International Beer Day

An excuse for people who like holiday and drinking to have a drunken day off in the holiday-less month of August. People internationally gather to drink beer (not necessarily international beer) on August 5th and practice the art of Beer it Forward.

My favorite holiday is International Beer Day, because it involves more beer and less ugly sweaters than Christmas.

by Yvonne23 July 10, 2009

Dragon liberation day

The day when the dragon finally leaves by flying over the wide ocean towards east! Usually followed by long lasting celebrations!

Dragon liberation day: Holiday on the 3rd of January for the people east of Woodward when the mother in law dragon finally leaves.

by upsi December 29, 2009

Evil dildo day

Thursday the 23rd.

In the Placebo song "Evil Dildo", the obscene telephone message is left on Thursday the 23rd of an unknown month and year. The day Thursday 23rd is often celebrated as Evil Dildo day by Placebo fans

"Happy evil dildo day!"

by Slackerbiatch November 12, 2009

sock a sole day

Go up to a sole and sock him. January 15th is the official day

Haole 1: Tomorrow is Sock a sole day!!!!!

Haole 2: Yes!!!!

by Scared Haole January 25, 2011

bad bottom day

A day when it's just not working downstairs. Very farty and greasy.

I shouldn't have eaten that lentil burrito last night because I'm now having a bad bottom day.

by ratbagitinerant October 3, 2008

donut and blowjob day

15th march, Is the day after steak and blowjob day, so if your girlfriend forgets, you can still get that "juicy blowjob" that a hard working man deserves. Depending on the quality of the donuts and the blow job even the girlfriend may be orally rewarded, who knows...

Hey mark, did Sally forget what day yesterday (14th march) was...? Not to worry today's donut and blowjob day!

by Retrohomeslice April 22, 2014