A women is crying because her boyfriend has broken up with her. She then implants the eye stopper into her eyes and gets a new boyfriend.
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How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
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Eyes hazel, sweet and dynamic, and I'm going down like the Titanic
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#1: Today they're light brown or amber?!
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#1: Today they're light brown or amber?!
#3: They're hazel eyes!
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