Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the differnce between a shiny red Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I do not have a shiny red Corvette in my garage.

by TheD8001 April 16, 2005

banana babies

banana babies is what i call these whack trick turnin hairy chin havin ass grown man doin yellow females over in the red state that try to clown my set, which is grape street.

freakin busters is all they are.

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK February 17, 2005

Christina the Baby Stuffs

The 3 reasons your best friend gives, to not hang out tonight.

Christina can be substituted with your friend's girls name.

The Baby can be substituted with Work or School tomorrow.

Stuff CANNOT be substituted. It isn't really a proper excuse, and is more than likely a lie just to get you off the phone.

This classic excuse is usually given by the mayor of Cappy-o Town

Jefe: You wanna hang out tonight? It's a Division matchup on Monday Night Football, Bears Vikings

Big Cranium: I can't man.........Christina the Baby Stuffs

by ScaldedDog August 25, 2009

boob tube baby

Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.

John is the most awkward boob tube baby I've ever run in to.

by Chillbur November 27, 2012

How are babies made

Babies are made when a man puts or injects his penis into a womans vagina while pushing & pulling without using a condom. But you should not be asking me this you should be asking an adult.

Son: mommy how are babies made
Mom: well hon when a man puts or injects his penis into a womans vagina while pushing & pulling.
Son: oh thank you mommy now I know

by Infopplneed November 2, 2019

big baby jesus

later name of wu-tang clan member 'old dirty bastard' (see: wordodb/word).

i heard odb's new name is big baby jesus. that's whack.

by bud newman. February 28, 2003

abort the food baby

Taking a huge dump after eating an even bigger meal. Often feels like you have lost a significant amount of weight and often appears as if the bulge in your stomach is gone.

I really had to abort the food baby before my meeting since I ate so much at the Indian Buffet.

by gradschoolfool January 27, 2010