The coolest man to ever exist. (He is "good" at math) Also he has commited 49 crimes in total 6 being rapes, 8 kidnappings and 35 murders.
He acts like Ron John.
by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024
A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021
by Outrages November 29, 2016
john no fun is a annoying smelly man who likes to say no a lot, the saying no fun started in 2014 at a family dinner table as they smacked here knifes and forks on the table yelling WHERES MY DINNER to a bunch of women making dinner.
by uknown9919394933&3& November 24, 2023
I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.
by chillydayswarmnights June 03, 2024