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BLIND STORAGE EYES

The same as STORAGE EYES.

A past that is never caught and reviewed.
It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.

How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022
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Wax Eye Cereal Killers

A series of trading cards by Wax Eye, They include Chucky Harms, Zomba Crunch and Chainsaw Toast Crunch.
Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best.
by SPrice1980 April 20, 2022
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Ballsac eyes

Permanent dark wrinkly under eye. No eye cream can undo this wrinkly looking ballsac eye on your face.
He’d be cute if he didn’t have ballsac eyes.
by Jessandholly December 3, 2020
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eyes are open

The precursor of being fully "woke". Willing to self educate as to comply with social etiquette.
My dad is in his fifty's! So no he is not woke but at least his eyes are open.
by Original igloo August 20, 2020
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Eye Spreading

When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.
My buddy T-Bone was eye spreading this hooker and she woke up with crusties in her eye hole.
by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022
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Heart Eye Syndrome

Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person
Have you seen Hannah when Peter enters the room? Total Heart Eye Syndrome!
by cartoonsandcats February 11, 2019
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