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Dylan’s penis 

Absolute schlong nobody can come pair to the girth and length of his horse cock
Dylan’s penis by Jeff Lundy December 2, 2020

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peanutbutter penis

When you slather peanutbutter all over your throbbing penis and let your dog lick it off.
"Hey man wanna try a Peanutbutter penis"?
peanutbutter penis by Thisone134 January 2, 2009

Small Penis 

What You Have.
ayy girl i have a small penis
Small Penis by el ohssa June 27, 2017

puppetry of the penis 

A show in which males perform 'penile trickery' on stage in front of an audience comprised of laughing males and shocked females.
"Have you seen puupetry of the penis?"
"Yeah. I copied the 'wristwatch' and did it in front of some ladies."
puppetry of the penis by Diego August 21, 2003

semi erect penis 

The point where ur penis is kinda hard and ur excited but still have ur pants on. You might be dancing with some fine slut and she'll feel a little bump comin through and grind that shit like she's fuckin got an itch.
Guy 1: Shit man, i got a semi erect penis when i was dancing with her.
Guy 2: Did she grind that shit like there was no tomorrow?
Guy 1: Nah she only likes nello and his big bulge.
semi erect penis by dew dogg May 27, 2006