Penis Insecurity

When u have insecurity towards your dick size

Bro i think i got Penis Insecurity, would you suck it for me to prove its big enough in your throat

by idontknowF December 20, 2021

penis machinist

penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.

The penis machinist said I don't have the clap.

by anonymous August 6, 2021

Penis

The things all boys think are fin to play with
The big big dangler

wanna play with my penis

sure

you like it .. Wait why is it hard
wanna put it up my pussy
lets try it

by im just like that May 16, 2022

frogs penis

Small round circle thing that u stick into another frogs mouth

I went to the park and seen a frogs penis in another frog's mouth.

by Ggfrog May 6, 2018

Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021

remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023

Brennans curved penis

Using your hook shaped cock to go fishing or fuck a dogs anus. Most likely the dog.

Let’s brennans curved penis today! Seems fun

by MassiveHorseJay March 9, 2022