I like it on 

In order to raise awareness for breast cancer women post where they like to have sex as their status on facebook.

I like it on the floor.

I like it on the bed.
I like it on the bed post.
I like it in my passenger seat.
I like it in my back seat.
I like it on the toilet.

I like it on by enigmaisbetter October 7, 2010

bent like a wet noodle 

This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.

Let me drive.
Bitch, you got me bent like a wet noodle!!

bent like a wet noodle by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter 

sweating profusely

fuck it's hot! i'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter!

sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter by mattymayi October 14, 2008

Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want

Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse

Face like a slapped arse by Dunkin'dairy July 27, 2018

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy. 

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy. by Policegurl October 24, 2010

head like a housecat

Bitch with a huge ass dome

dude i bet ur bitch gives good dome...she gotta head like a housecat.

head like a housecat by Peepskin November 17, 2003

in there like swim wear 

When you're spunt as a Bitch on meth and start swimming through the concrete with a Snorkle an Speedo on no matter the weather.

Yo bro wanna hit a hotrail with me and get in there like swim wear!

Dude I haven't slept in 3 days im in there like swimwear dog!

in there like swim wear by DerekIsInThere June 3, 2019