Bames Johnned

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.

"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

John backflip

One story claims that John Backflip performed the first backflip in 1316 in medieval Europe. However, Backflip was eventually exiled after his rival, William Frontflip, convinced the public that Backflip was using witchcraft.

Person 1: dude who did the first backflip

Person 2: it got to be none other than John Backflip!!

by Fortnitebawlz July 11, 2024

John Doe

John doe is a series of pictures that are a inside joke between Kasey, Gavin, and Jullee

I am going to have to send a john doe!

by Jules Doe March 15, 2019

John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

by Brownald December 31, 2021

john saupp

a person who is overely obsessed with video games mainly call of duty , is a ginger

1: im not playin cod
2: wow ur gay
1: dude ur being a john saupp

by twister743w July 27, 2011

John serechia

A local celebrity in the township of Edgerton who has severe fucking autism

Yo that was such a John serechia moment

by Cee$ March 31, 2024

Papa Johns

Literally the best pizza place ever.

Person1: hey, wanna order papa johns?

Person2: hell yeah! It’s literally the best pizza place ever.

by Jackelanm January 14, 2024