Dog shit pie

Something that is absolute wank

EG: "That painting by your kid looks nothing like what its supposed to, its absolute dogshit pie"

Eg: "David Bentley of Totenham is the new David Beckham for England". Gary Lineaker "Sorry Alan but he's fucking dog shit pie" Quote from Match Of The day April 2007

by zazzy01uk August 4, 2009

hot dog in the bun

basic sex move where the guy slides his boner between the woman's labias(the bun).HOLD THE ONIONS!

Being short on condoms i served up a nice friendly hot dog in the bun.

by daynal January 16, 2012

Raw-Dog Assassin

A Raw-Dog Assassin is a person who can quickly and effectively sneak it in sans condom. Usually perpetrated after hours in less than ideal settings with company equal to or less than that of Shady McPlastic Handle.

To RDA is to explore charted and uncharted waters alike, in a manner of reckless indecency.

My buddy Mitch is a Raw-Dog Assassin! He RDA'd that girl in an Outback Steakhouse restroom last night!

by #Honey Badger January 27, 2012

portuguese water dog

a breed of dog that originated from portugal, where they helped fisherman catch fish. they have webbed feet, and a blue tint to their skin. they generally love being in the water. they have either curly or wavy hair, and are either black brown or white.

Look, that portuguese water dog is swimming in the lake!

by <3ssej March 15, 2009

get the dog into the bathtub

You're screwing a girl in the ass. You try to get your nuts up in there as well. It's about as tough as trying to get the dog into the bathtub.

If you have a tuna can, it really is impossible to get the dog into the bathtub.

by oas August 28, 2006

Breakfast Hot Dog

When you take bacon and wrap it around the sasauge

"Boy you better bacon your sasauge" Homer Simpson

by StarScream June 16, 2004

Like a Scalded Dog

Quickly and in fear.

When Davey Boy bgot mad and brought out the shotgun, Timmy ran away like a scalded dog.

by Rodney Basil September 8, 2004