Joel's lovely cat

A lovely cat with a brilliant personality, a great sense of humor and despite the rumours, a perfect size. Would have loved to have gotten to know it better.

Joel's lovely cat is in a better place.

by Joels Cat Admirer December 7, 2023

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Cat

An animal that lives rent-free in your home and attacking your hands and feet when you walk by.Also attacking your legs when you walk near it.It's covered in fur,has whiskers,In my opinion they are cheaper than dogs.

"My cat is very fat and spoiled to the point that it dumps 1 time a day at least and bugs me for food"

by I love cats :) December 7, 2023

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A feedable ball of hair

Me feed cat

by Adld,á,flekvldlflelgovms December 8, 2023

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The best animal to walk the earth. They yell and slice things with their toe knives. They can get high via catnip and eat meat pebbles. They poop in boxes full of sand. We clean, feed, and care for them. And they are ungrateful. Yet we still love them.

"Oh hey, cute cat!"
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."

by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023

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factory cat

Person who works all hours, ridiculously hardworking.

Nicole works so late every night, she's like the factory cat.

by Barroldo December 10, 2023

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Joel's lovely cat

A lovely cat who despite rumours was a beautiful size and has a great sense of humor. A cat which we are devastated to lose but appreciate it is in a better place. Sending love and condolences.

Joel's lovely cat will never be forgotten. Meow

by Joels Cat Admirer December 11, 2023

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