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Bald Headed Prick

A young boss who shaves their head bald in order to be more intimidating.

Often of Asian or South American descent, these guys have no real qualifications to supervise anyone but generally married into a business through a business owners sibling. Known for being completely worthless as supervisors, always covering their asses, scheduling recurring meetings they blow off, putting off annual reviews and being generally obnoxious. Much of the time on vacation, skipping work or generally fucking around, these guys are never around when you need them, and seem to always be around when you don't want them to be. They also tend to think they know more than people who worked years in a field do.
Mike: Did you see my damn boss Mark today? He finally scheduled my review!

Pete: No , and my Bald Headed Prick blew off our weekly meeting again this morning, they are probably trying to golf those fuckers!

Mike: Fuck em!
by timmyv October 6, 2011
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Crack Head Grant

Some dude that is obsessed with doing drugs and going to parties. He is very adept at getting kicked in the groin and making an all around general fool of himself.
Dude, did you see Crack Head Grant at that party?
Yeah, he was so fucked up!
by thothra March 31, 2009
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nappy-headed ho

1. Name for the Rutger's Womens basketball team according to Don Imus.
2. A phrase that will get you suspended for two weeks, then fired from yoir job.
Don Imus: "Thats some Nappy-headed ho's there, im going to tell you that."
Rutger's: "Were going to get you fired."
by ]ulio April 21, 2007
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pumpkin head deluxe

a pumpkin head deluxe is when you beat the shit out of somebody so bad till there face and head is so swolen that there it looks like a rotting pumpkin
"Man that niga keeps on violating the rueles of our set we gona half to give him a pumpkin head deluxe to show him whats good"
by chitownfool March 20, 2008
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bull headed clap

a form of penile gonorrhea that is devastating. Causing a strong odor reminiscent of rotting dead fish mixed with mayonnaise, severe swelling, and a painful discharge that has a slight purplish tint to it. If left untreated, the end result will be an explosion of penile tissue aka congratulations, you just blew off the head of your own cock. the worst part is that this terrible disease is untreatable. the only cure being to place your genitalia on top of a cinder block, hold another cinder block over recently placed genitalia, close your eyes, and let go of said suspended cinder block.
Phil-Hey Jim, how did your date go with Jamie?

Jim-I think that bitch gave me the bull headed clap.

Phil-That sucks brother...here's a pistol, I'll leave the room and call a meat wagon after I hear the shot fired.

Jim-Thanks bro...(Phil leaves room as Jim commits suicide)
by vikingdrunk April 29, 2012
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feed your head

to do alot of any drug or to listen to the white rabbit and follow his ways
the white rabbit told me to feed my head, feed my head, feed my head!
by RAYP May 13, 2005
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American Head Charge

A pretty new industrial metal band, close friends to System of a Down. The 7 member band, which includes a lead singer, a bassist, a drummer, two guitarists, and two keyboardists, is quickly gaining a reputation for both the quality of their music and their crazy live performances. Also known to be gun freaks, every single member owns atleast one gun, their lead singer got in trouble for firing a real shotgun into the air when they were on stage at Ozzfest. The ultimate anti-boy band, coming in at a time when almost every other band turned pop(metallica, korn) or were pop from the begining(Linkin Park, Mudvayne).
American Head Charge is band that cares about the quality of their music, it's life and death for them.
by Tony July 17, 2006
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