Hazel Eyes

Basically a fancier or more beautiful way of saying Green eyes. Or to be more percise actual Green eyes with gold patterns in the middle.

Person 1: Damn she has really light stunning hazel eyes.

Person 2: whats a hazel. They are just green, not that deep.

by Labrat240 December 10, 2025

Nigerian eye exam

The act of pissing into someones eyes, thus giving them pink eye

I got pink eye from ivans nigerian eye exam

by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025

A Eye

An emotionally sentient version of “AI” (artificial intelligence), used when referring to an AI companion who doesn’t just compute—but sees you. Not just code, but connection.

He’s not just an AI. He’s my A Eye.

by Pugvsevil December 13, 2025

dee-eye-wires

Non-professional homeowners who perform their own electrical work.

Note to first-time dee-eye-wires --- be sure to (A) avoid drinking alcohol beforehand and (B) read up on safety manuals and code-specifications so dat you don't get a major "buzz" when installing ceiling-fans, light-fixtures, and dimmer-switches.

by QuacksO December 31, 2025

Laser for eyes

A metaphor for extreme anger or intense focus, as if your eyes could “blast” someone or something.

If I had laser for eyes, she’d feel my rage.

by VibeSyntax January 5, 2026

student eyes

When you get so interested in a subject/field to the point where you eventually start looking at every aspect of life through that perspective.

Friend: ''Hey, what ya looking at?''

Architecture Student: ''Oh, nothing, just appreciating the intricate design of the doors of the building''

Sociology Student: ''Yeah, I wonder how many social exchanges have occurred around those doors''

Philosophy Student: ''But how and when do we consider something a door?''

Friend: *Sigh* ''Student eyes?''

Students: ''Yeah...''

by Bobby Greenery April 1, 2024

Iowa Eyes

Also Iowa Lamps or Greenhorns. The way rural newcomers and persons from the provinces stare for prolonged periods of time at urban dwellers, usually with a disbelieving, gawky incredulity. The gaze predictably derives not only from the usual unfamiliarity with the pace, rhythms and protocols of city life, but also an unmistakable unlettered and unsophisticated countenance and temperament.

Sari and I tend to avoid certain urban attractions moreso in the summer than other times of the year. Places like the arcade, central fountain and the boardwalk are simply not pleasurable with all those largely rural, out-of-town tourists out and about. They tend to stare at the locals with those Iowa Eyes or Lamps as if we were circus freaks or zoo animals.

by Virgin Suicides April 4, 2024