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Shreck is life

i was only 9 years old when i watched the first shreck movie, i liked it so much i bought all merchandise. And every night before sleep i prayed to schreck, shreck is love, i said, shrek is live. My father heard that and called me a faggot, he was just jealous for my devotion to shrek. I called him a bitch, he slapped me and sent me to sleep. its cold, i am crying, my face hurts soooooo much. i feel a warmth coming slowly at me, i feel an arm on my leg, i turn around its shreck, i am so happy, he whispers in my ear this is my swamp. he grabs me and puts me on all my fours. i am ready, i spread my cheeks for shreck, he penetrates my ass. IT HURTS SOO000000 MUCH. i press against his force, i want to pleasure him. it hurts s00000000 much. my eyes are watering, i feel my ass falling apart. he lets out a loud scream, when he fills my ass with his love. my father walks in and sees it. shreck looks at him, directly in his eyes and says: everything is over, and goes out my window. shreck is love, shreck is live.
If you miss this shot you don't believe that shreck is life
by 2pumpsaway6969 April 8, 2025
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Pug Life

Seen that pug trying to live like that Pug Life, but ain’t all about that Shyt
by CrimsonKajun2 March 19, 2022
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life

not dying
im in life and im not dying
by eope May 29, 2023
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Life

• is a waterfall
'Life is a waterfall' - Serj Tankian
by SmokingCigaroCigaroCigar May 16, 2023
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life is roadblocks

life is roadblox real
used by dj khaled
by 22222222SSA July 14, 2024
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Refresh Life

Refresh life, derived from continuously refreshing they're social networking apps to see what people are doing every 5 minutes because they're THAT bored. They usually like and comment on every pic that gets posted. These apps can vary from Facebook to Instagram to Twitter. Those who are considered to be living the "refresh life" can even be noted to continuously refresh sports apps (to keep up with live games). People who live the refresh life are missed when they're gone.
Ex 1:

Me: YO she liked your picture like 10 seconds after you posted it..feed her it

other guy: nahhhh man, she's bout that refresh life, its what she does to everyone

Ex 2:

other guy: yo I thought she was bout that refresh life? she followed me this morning but hasn't been liking any of my pics?....wtf??

me: chill man her phone's probably dead or something.
by ThatHomieChillin February 8, 2013
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Life Points

A resource from the japanese playing card game Yu-Gi-Oh. They start at 800 and if they drop to zero you lose the duel.
Life Points can also be used for card costs and maintenance. Two card examples are Solemn Judgment (One-time payment of half of your current) and Imperial Order (700 LP per turn or the card is destroyed).
A few monsters' offensive and defensive stats are also dependant on LP. Two examples based on your own LP are Meklord Emperor Granel and the Dinomorphia monsters. One example taking the opponent's LP as attack is Endless Decay (when summoned, ATK = half of the opponent's LP).
Duelist A: I discard Ash Blossom & Joyous Spring to negate your Maxx "C".
Duelist B: Chain Link 2, I activate Solemn Judgment and pay the Life Point cost to negate your Ash Blossom.
Duelist A: Chain Link 3, I activate Seven Tools of the Bandit by paying 1000 Life Points to negate your Solemn Judgment.
Duelist B: Motherf... I don't have a response.
by GigaBait January 11, 2025
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