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band kid syndrome

highly contagious disease given off by kids in band. can lead to upper respiratory failure and possibly death in young people
1: Hey did you hear about how John got band kid syndrome?
2: Yeah, it’s super tragic
by bobjohncarlthe3rd August 13, 2021
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If you threaten a kid

You don't have schizophrenia. You don't have severe mental issues. You aren't a mythical creature from the underworld. That isn't how reality works.
Hym "And if you threaten a kid and the guy keeps doing the thing your threatened the kid over, murder the kid. Maim it. Mangle it. Kill someone else's kids. Kill as many kids as it takes for him to learn the lesson threatening his kid didn't teach him. The more blood you spill, the closer he gets to understanding that his kids isn't worth 2 cents buried in a pile of donkey shit. And then kill yourself to show him that you aren't afraid of whatever God he cowers before."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Chapel Hill Kids

Like a quarter of the people have allegations, pretty much everyone has anxiety and or depression, a good number of us are autistic, a fair deal of us have never used deodorant and they're worried about maintaining a reputation goodbye
“Hey look at those Chapel Hill kids”

You mean those sped theater kids?”
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This Kid

A phrase used to describe a person when they have done something controversial.
You said “Halo sucks
Other unnamed individual says “This kid”
by This Is Factual April 9, 2022
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List of OTHER reasons your kids are dead

Reason 1. Mentally Retarded. You're all mentally retarded. This leads you to interpret the information you receive incorrectly and/or causes you to deliberately misinterpret information. That is you being a retard.
Reason 2. The YouTube Filth. They are solipsistic vermin and your dead kids aren't even real to them. They CHOSE death for your kids and they did it with glee. They are not sorry. There were only 2 options here for them and they chose the child murder option and NOW... Now they are desperately trying avoid their own culpability in a crime they went out of their way to participate in and WERE WARNED would result in the murder of an indefinitely number of children. I mean, Cody Johnston and Katie Stohl weren't even involved initially! They wanted to jump on the hype train and join team child murder! And they did! Amd now the kids are dead... But! They're "sorry." So...
Reason 3. Not listening to your betters. I'm Hym. "Your better." That's me. I told you the child murder would occur. I told you what to do to stop it. You didn't listen and now you are burying your kids. You are trying to blame ME for YOU not listening to me. I proposed multiple solutions. You rejected all of them and then tried to game the system.
Reason 4. To protect a charlatan. How many lives are you willing to sacrifice so that a charlatan doesn't have to tell the truth if he doesn't want to? How many kids have to die so he can continue to pretend?
Hym "And there is my list of OTHER reasons your kids are dead. I could go on but I'm sure you get the picture. I'll just leave you with this. The people who have the most to gain or lose or the people who the most militant in just blindly being against me are the ones who deserve the most blame and have been amd will continue to be the most vocal in their Sunk Cost Fallacy. Your kids are already dead. They don't want to destroy their own lives the way they DESTROYED YOURS BY LETTING YOUR KID GET MURDERED JUST THERE IN THE EXACT WAY AND FOR THE EXACT REASON I FORETOLD! WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE. THE THING THAT HAPPENED WAS THAT! THE YOUTUBE ANIMALS GOT YOUR FUCKING KIDS MURDERED! THEY DIED A COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE DEATH AND THE YOUTUBE FUCKS ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE! And that is the difference between me and a YouTube freak. I won't pretend to care about your kids. They will. Now, they are going to pretend they didn't get your kids killed. And I won't."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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try youtube kids

try youtube kids is a annoying pop up that happened because youtube was found guilty by COPPA for stealing kids data and now anything relating to cartoons or no swearing will sentence you to try youtube kids which prevents you from commenting on videos
person 1: oh wow i havent seen adventure time and avatar the last air bender in awhile let me comment on how cool this is *scrolls down* aw fuck me sideways and call me daddy i can't comment because of try youtube kids
by i eat doors March 23, 2024
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Swimming with the kids

I went swimming with the kids this morning and man was it awesome.
by Denzel Nguyen January 7, 2023
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