Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

Jacked out

To do opposite activities.

You jacked out for telling people about us.

by anonymous November 14, 2021

Jack Holubowski

Alpha male with a fat cock. Has absurd sexual rizz and is sometimes called the Rizzler. Known for being a tall, chiseled, sexy ginger… with a MASSIVE cock. Fucks pussy real good

P1: Hey do you know Jack Holubowski?
P2: Yeah, he has a massive cock

by Dragonslayer69_69 February 19, 2023

jack blacker

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically blackjack and poker

(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)

son: Dad, what is a jack blacker

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri.

by Sexydimma February 22, 2013

that jack jones

That one lad who lives in Runcorn who everyone knows for some reason

Oh My God ITS THAT JACK JONESSSSS

by Does my name really matter March 20, 2017

Jack Pertile

A kind loving Christian

We need more Jack Pertiles throughout the world :)

by Papa Jpowpowpow February 19, 2022

Jack

Massive in weight can be known as the “meatball” who is addicted to video games and fingering him self in the school toilets

That’s a meatball must be a jack then

by Cat lover1213 April 24, 2019