What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

Doing A Remy/Pulling A Remy

Doing A Remy/Pulling A Remy, is when you miss the cannon minion in league of legends.

Especially when it's done without anyone contesting the cannon minion.

"oh no, I missed a cannon I totally am Doing A Remy/Pulling A Remy"

by Did Someone Say Pie November 21, 2023

doing hat

an alternate name for a condom

Hey Matthew, do you have a doing hat I can borrow for the evening

by hockeynutt21 March 27, 2011

Do you like Fred Durst

I don’t think you do…

Am I right?

Do you like Fred Durst?

by Death Menace July 11, 2023

Do a buy

When some chavvy fuckwit that thinks he’s cool advertises his usually wank fiesta or corsa and begs people to buy it hence “someone do a buy”

Someone do a buy

by Oldfordsneverdie July 11, 2018

Do u have r stopid

A language of the gods, that we still don't understand

Subject A: lel u stopid
Subject B: ur an idit
Subject A: do u have r stopid
Subject B: o shit
Subject B : *literally fucking dies*

by YourLocalNippleTwister December 16, 2018

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro

Cristiano Ronaldo: A Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward, known for his powerful shots, aerial ability, and remarkable goal-scoring records. He has played for clubs such as Sporting CP, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and Al Nassr, as well as the Portuguese national team.

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro has won numerous accolades throughout his career, including five Ballon d'Or titles, and continues to be an inspiration to aspiring athletes worldwide.

by [ Unavailable] March 11, 2025