DEEZ-NUTS

When someone asks what came in the mail you say DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE

Person 1 "Anything in the mail today" Person 2 "DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE"

by nigger 57 December 21, 2017

Nut

To refer in a “noun like form” to something that is a “wtf” type of action the simple existence of one.

Ex: The dress Emma put on was nut!

the dress was so bad you would say “wtf” whenever you saw it; therefore, you would use nut in a sentence as such!

by that/n!gga June 11, 2021

bust a nut

To cum quite eloquently and quite sizeably.

" Oh my god Jacob I'd never thought gay sex would make me bust a nut so fast!"

by BigBomboclat November 28, 2023

No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in during the month of November. It entails the participant to not ejaculate or have sex.

Johnny: yo did you fail No Nut November yet?

Chad: yeah bro I busted last week

by phub69 November 20, 2021

Nut house

A place where they keep people like you. That's nuts!

I got sent to the nut house when I was 5. That's where I met Taylor Swift!

by SomeonewholikesYES. March 28, 2024

Joe Nuts

funny Joe mama joke haha

Person 1: are you ok
Person 2: just thinking about what happened to poor Joe
Person 1: who is Joe
Person 2: Joe Nuts
Person 1: I am going to hurt you severely

by hello hi hello August 6, 2024

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021