Joel's lovely cat

A lovely cat who despite rumours was a beautiful size and has a great sense of humor. A cat which we are devastated to lose but appreciate it is in a better place. Sending love and condolences.

Joel's lovely cat will never be forgotten. Meow

by Joels Cat Admirer December 11, 2023

dry as a cats throat

when something is ass dry as a cats throat

gosh darnit this pussy is as dry as a cats throat
(2021 award winner for most used phrase closely followed by “fuck these niggas” by albert einstein

by THECOONs December 11, 2023

cat shat in my sink

expression of gratitude, its crazy actually

this drift car is like my cat shat in my sink, its crasy actually

by bringbackthebars2004 December 14, 2023

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

Cat

kitty kitty cat cat cat kitty meow meow

meow meow cat

by Vincentdude December 16, 2023

Cat

Used for a mouth

You put it in your mouth and choke you cat.0

by DontBotherMeBot on ps4 October 17, 2019

Cat

an epic ninja is a fur suit with for legs with 4 knives in each foot. will attack if it doesn't like you

human- "Awwww.. your so cuteeeee"
cat- *attacks*
human- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
cat- take that human i dont like

by O'Reilly Auto Parts... OWWW!! October 18, 2019