Don't try my life

When someone insults or talks badly about your favorite thing in the world.
Hater: "Yo, I fucking hate Fornite"
You: "Yo Don't try my life"
by MillieLycan March 21, 2018
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Life Support

When your charger can't keep up with your phone.
"Can I borrow your charger?"
"Don't you have one?"
"Nah, I've just got life support."
by Splanks February 10, 2017
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hoeeeeee life

A person who is really fucking hot and talks to a lot of boys and gets with alot of boys and a lot of boys try to get with her
Tiffany-Mia stop being a hoe

Mia-its the hoe life or no life bitch hoeeeeee life
by Aajjaja December 12, 2017
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Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017
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I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear
by Big Yeet.com December 02, 2019
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