jack off july

You can Jack off all you want in July

Man I’m gonna have fun during jack off july.

by Blackcardood December 22, 2018

go off Sis

a phrase Females use when their friend is venting or Stating facts about someone.

kayla: "Patrica always tryna take peoples man but she not even cute."
Sam:" GO off Sis"

by missingthehitormiss January 14, 2019

Whack on, Whack off

The art of masturbation while unlocking your inner Chi, and reaching a level of Zen equivalent to that of Mr. Miyagi

Human A: Dude, I feel so Zen right now. Ima go Whack on, Whack off
Human B: You mean Wax on, Wax off...… Right?
Human A: No dude, I mean Whack on, Whack off

by Mr. Frogman September 28, 2019

duck off spot

A meeting place to meet a special someone where you know you will not be found by friends or family.

Sally met me in the duck off spot.

by Ramsey September 8, 2016

top you off

When someone at a party offers to refill your partially drank alcoholic drink for you.

Can I top you off girl?

by MarkyMark022 February 16, 2018

bench off the crap

a phrase used to tell someone to:
-Be quiet
-give me nachos
-i like turtles
-your stupid
-ruby and sarah are good names for babies if you want hot children
-google it i dont give a shit
-i just farted and it smells so bad, need to lay off those nachos
-or used randomly in a sentance just to interrupt their conversation to annoy them
Originally comes from the song "get your crap off the bench" by the small and not well known acapella group "ruby sarah and friends voice" but was changed while the perfomers sang the song whilst drunk.

Person 1: Ohhhh, i just got a text from..
Person 2: Bench off the crap, no one gives a shit
Person 1: aw :(

by giantone September 10, 2012

Off to see the Vicar

The act of meeting an older male lover for purposes of role-play, spanking and mutual masturbation.

'I'm off to see the vicar, he's such a darling.'

by Fishcat January 12, 2012