S on my F

Sit on my Face. To remove panties and sit on anothers face. Usually a sexual favor. The half 69-er!

MMm Girl! S on my F

Girl i would love to !

*sexy dance*

by Alexus Slevonik March 14, 2011

Vacuum My Sausage

The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.

"I think that creep is hitting on me. Can we please leave?"
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."

by hazfreckles November 2, 2011

painting my nails

Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.

Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails

by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011

Beating my meat

SLayin yo meat

Nigga get the fuck out i'm beating my meat

by Kuddy December 17, 2020

Pump My Blood

Derived from East End (London) gang culture in the 21st century, from organised crime factions such as The Firm or Yardies.
To boast about someone else's possesions or actions.

"You've got a nice car"
"Yeah, pump my blood"

by Dr. P. Robbins March 14, 2005

nigga in my pants

When you crap in your pants.

Dude theres a nigga in my pants we have to leave the party now!

by Wealthybandit July 21, 2006

all my children

A TV Soap that has managed to remain insteresting after 35 years!!! You've gotta love it!

Erica Kane Martin Brent Cudahy Chandler Montgomery Montgomery Chandler Marick Marick Montgomery
That is the name of the main character, Erica Kane... (played by Susan Lucci)

by DanielTV July 19, 2008