I almost killed him

OOOH! OH! DID YOU NOW JOE ROGAN!? LOOK AT THAT! SEE!?

Hoe Rogaine "I almost killed him for saying a singer was shit! I can't even interact with Hym because I just wouldn't be able to control myself!"

Hym "Uh-Oh! I guess that means Matt Dillahunty has to be the boss of you forever! You can't maintain that you will kill certain people because you can't control yourself but that I need to be controlled and don't get rights. I guess no more guns for Joe Rogan huh? Did I kill Noah? Nope. Should have. And this just proves that you are doing this under false pretenses. So... They tried CEO... And They tried politicians.... Who will be next? Pundits? PLEEEEASE let it be pundits! Heheheh..."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

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Aunt Tilly Killer

A drink concoction, usually made at the kids table, of adding all ingredients on the table into one cup and attempting to mix it to make it look appetizing to an unsuspecting inebriated aunt. Way worse that a jersey turnpike or cement mixer.

Hey guys, let's make an aunt Tilly killer! Pass the butter, ketchup, holandiase, seltzer, table water, table wine, coca cola, cocktail sauce, and bread! Let's put it in aunt Karen's glass and see if we can make her drink it instead of her mimosa!

by Scottie Dont August 12, 2025

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Tennessee Rat-Killin'

A gathering of rural folks to eliminate a vermin problem. Most often the infested area will be surrounded by people wielding guns, garden tools, and/or clubs. The infested location will then be set on fire. As the vermin scatter and run they are slaughtered by the surrounding people.

Effective no matter how many legs your particular vermin may have.

"Nobody can go near the old barn ever since rattlesnakes began breeding under the floorboards"
"Believe it's time for an old-fashioned Tennessee Rat-Killin'"

by VirgilVulpes September 3, 2025

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Jeff The Killer

If your partner likes Jeff the Killer, they’re probably a poser, e-boy loser who will never come visit you (if you are long distance) no matter how much you cared he’ll always be a cheating loser obsessed with a creepypasta

“God he’s such a Jeff the Killer”
“Wdym??”
“He’s probably cheating on you with someone named Nina”

by RandyWarren September 11, 2025

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Nina The Killer

Your best friend who will do anything to steal your fugly e-boy boyfriend by being the creepypasta Nina the Killer to match him. She will go on to just have ugly babies later in life who will probably be just as much of a creepypasta loving loser as she once was, probably even bullying those who don’t enjoy her loser scene phases

“She’s A Nina The Killer”
“A fake friend don’t trust her”

by RandyWarren September 11, 2025

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