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Friend

True friend wont be the one who laugh when your presenting in front of the class and you mess up. True friend notice your sad and ask hey how are you. True friends aren’t people who say want to hang out, then say never mind i have “plans” when you just don't want to hang out with them. A real friend is someone who you trust and can tell them who you like because you know they wont go make it a rumor.
“Friend”: omg i love you nails you: thanks her: *goes to someone else* ew her nails are disgusting
by Im_not_mad October 16, 2019
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Fake friends

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.
Fake friends talk behind your back.
by kylierg October 7, 2019
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Dudelee Friend

A platonic male friend, especially when you're a girl
He's just my dudelee friend, Dad. we are not dating!
by Ee DOG September 13, 2016
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kiss ur friends day

national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it
hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it
by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020
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Blanket friend

A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.
Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.
by Kirbey March 29, 2023
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National post a pic of your best friend day

Help celebrate a picture of the person that made your life better!
National post a pic of your best friend day, means to take time out of your day to appreciate what your best friend has done for you
by Kenken1156 August 2, 2021
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Friends

Something that men cannot be with women.
Why can't you be friends with women?

Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?

No.

Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.

You can't say that.

They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.

Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.

Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.

Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.

Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?

Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....

Yeah. That is how women work.

But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.

Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
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