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forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.
I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.
by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011
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fart burn

When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.
"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."

"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"

"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
by pastacarbonara June 7, 2022
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following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.
As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.
by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020
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fart carrier

When your girl farts on your finger and you stick it in her nose afterwards.
Man bro I gave my girlfriend a fart carrier last night. It was a gnarly one
by Cacity July 14, 2019
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Mr jelly farts

Mr jelly farts is the best and is so smart kiss kiss
by Mr jelly farts April 22, 2022
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Feral Farting

We fart in small leather pouches to throw at the british

The act of taking a leather pouch of the desired personal size, breaking wind within, and throwing them at other human beings.. particularly those of Britain.
I can't wait to go Feral Farting with you guys later
by xW0lfy January 25, 2022
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i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh
guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*
by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025
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