black man's cock

The infamous black ma's cock. feared by the many, and treasured by the few, the black man's cock is the greatest urban legend to date. Its primary role of reproduction is often superseded by its secondary roles,most notable, its use an implement for rendering bank security guards unconscious by a swift blow to the head, when the filthy nignog + accomplices decide to rob the establishment. it's other uses include neck warming, tea stirring, and bearbaiting

Jesus. that steak was bigger than a black man's cock

by cowdungcustard January 4, 2009

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Black Teacup Pig

Hogtying a country girl, painting her face and breasts black, and then enjoying a proper English breakfast whilst ravaging her. Historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. A cherry pie is a bonus.

Dude, I'm falling in love with this girl. She's so sweet and has the most radiant smile. I could actually see myself marrying her. I think I'd like to have her for a Black Teacup Pig this weekend.

by Lonely in Lyons July 12, 2010

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Black mans meat

A white girl with some meat on her bones and a large bottom.

“Did you notice Sarah has put some weight on?”
“Yeah she’s proper black mans meat now.”

by Sarah xoxox July 9, 2021

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dialing while black

Unwanted cellular phone calls at odd times that are usually the result of an African-American caller who lacks phone ettiquette. They usually ask for someone in a terse tone or claim, or insist, that you called them first without identifying themselves. Caused by poor eyesight, dyslexia, confusion, given a false number at a club, etc. does not bother to save frequently called numbers into their cell phone contacts.

I got another "dialing while black" call on my personal cell phone. She claimed I called her first and when I told her my number she hung-up. Or, some obviously-impared black guy just called me asking for Sheniqua. I told him there was no Sheniqua here and he hung-up abruptly, another "dialing while black" call.

by Toasted Yew November 5, 2012

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The black whole theory

When two or more people have a conversation that doesn’t end even though they all have better things to do (sleep, study, etc.) and don’t have the time to converse for that long. The conversation is usually very interesting or complete nonsense but captivating nonetheless.

Hey Mel wake up wake up!!!!
Oh wait it’s true ur extremely tired and won’t wake up because based on the black whole theory u should’ve been sleeping yesterday but nooo, Miss talks too much.

by Haharon March 3, 2022

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