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Donald trump shooting

the old decarpetated man. he is a bombdil froogfolip.
person 1: the Donald trump shooting was funny.
person 2: skibidi rizzing brb
person: 3: kill yourself
Donald trump: is f***ing hittwing dwa gwiddy
by circle2 July 19, 2024
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The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up
the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
by chuld molester July 20, 2024
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mute em and shoot em

by Certified racists August 18, 2024
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Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.
Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot
by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025
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poop a shot

The act of putting grapes in your girlfriends butthole and she then proceeds to shoot them out of her butt into your mouth
I was only 2 for 10 on poop a shot last night
by Kbeeezy February 1, 2025
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Monkey eye shot

The act of having anal with your sister while your brother jerks off and shoots his load in sisters eye while jumping and chanting like a monkey
I love to give my sister a monkey eye shot
by Bobby miller February 25, 2025
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Ugly Jump Shot

Basically Jack Harlow's jump shot. What the heck is that!!! And he makes them!
Kevin Hart: Whoa! Thats an ugly jump shot!
Jack Harlow: What do you mean.
by pbrfekndmlsanjh9vo February 27, 2025
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