Amelia: " 'ya see Roy the other day? How he thought keeping his fish in an unclean tank would be safe?"
Madelyn: "What a fucking hoser. he's such a Slow Joe, eh?"
Madelyn: "What a fucking hoser. he's such a Slow Joe, eh?"
by Matiurban May 04, 2023
When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.
Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents
by Mark T-Pain June 09, 2024
A godlike being, who can travel faster than the speed of light, and has jokes so funny they make your head hurt.
by TheFactsSpitter June 07, 2021
A phrase used when bar tender Joe Silva is absent for a longer than usual period during a busy shift at Whammy. Joe can often be found in the Wine Cellar smoking area hooning darts and drinking crouchers beer.
It is also used by patrons who want to name drop in order to bypass security.
It is also used by patrons who want to name drop in order to bypass security.
Where's Joe?
by MercDemerco January 19, 2019
by ma.rson November 04, 2007
The fattest cunt you ever saw. my guy cant even fit through your average doorway. He has to get his clothes custom made. acts tough but is really a pussy. he also has fucking grease and chocolate sauce for blood
Guy 1: bruh i legit saw joe lester the other day
Guy 2: dude its not even that hard to see him considering how fucking fat he is
Guy 2: dude its not even that hard to see him considering how fucking fat he is
by some punk bitch July 11, 2022
THE BEST TEACHER YOU WILL EVER ENCOUNTER, HE HAS A BALD SPOT AND IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. STUDENST MAY CONSIDER HIM AS THEIR BSF BC HE IS SO FRIENDLY. HE HAS LITTLE CARE FOR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY AND THAT MY FRINEDS IN JOE G
by saggydaddy September 04, 2020