Dirty John

When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.

I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.

by Surfguy September 13, 2020

John

The perfect friend Johns are always kind and they are always there for you no matter what and they can be a butthole sometimes but they are always there for you

Person:what’s your friends name me: John person: you have a good friend

by Hannah.baylee August 18, 2021

John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper

It's John Paul Jones

by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019

John

A guy who is so kind to you and loves you unconditionally but will show red flags later on like playing the victim and being a jerk. If you can get him to communicate properly with you there’s a good chance your relationship will end up happy and for many years but be warned johns are easily annoyed and are very introverted meaning after a fight there’s a good chance you’ll find him locked up in the basement with his gaming controller in hands

Ex: I cant believe John ghosted me for hours!

by Ghostiepants January 18, 2022

John

HOTTEST MF ON THE PLANET AND PROB DATING SOMONE NAMED HAILEY

did u see that hot mf
yeah his name is probably john

by cockman720 March 15, 2023

Papa Johns Man

A racist former owner of Papa Johns, who is insane.

Your acting like Papa Johns Man.

by Guy who works at Denny's December 9, 2019

John fallout

John fallout is the fallout universe version of the "John video game" trope, in which the main character of the game is named John, followed by the video games title, this is ment to generalize a franchise or character under a simple to remember name.

Me:"I love playing fallout 4, John fallout is such a compelling character"

Friend:"For real, I spent fifteen minutes making my john fallout look just like me"

by Danny P May 29, 2024