New Year's

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?
There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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New Year

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.
*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up
by RubberPanda January 01, 2019
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New Years

A time near the end of the year where one makes false promises to themselves for the upcoming year to make them feel good about themselves. :)
After this New years I'm going to go to the gym at least twice a week.
by Decent_Work December 26, 2013
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new shepard

Inspired by the Bezos rocket; the male penis.
“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”
I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”
by PeteSapp July 20, 2021
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New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.
by Butterball Sully April 07, 2024
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New York lottery

The lottery service for the state of New York most loved by wny
I want to be lucky and win the New York lottery
by The rangers fan February 09, 2025
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New Super Mario Bros. 2

A game made in 2012 for the 2DS and 3DS game systems by Nintendo as the third game in the New Super Mario Bros. franchise.
I just bought New Super Mario Bros. 2!
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022
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