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Mr Jansen Van Rensburg

The greatest maths teacher of all time. No, greatest teacher of all time. Funny, smart, handsome, he has it all. My favourite South African and maybe my favourite man in the whole world.
Man I love Mr Jansen Van Rensburg.

Who doesn't? He's the best.
by BenjaminHaroldBays May 12, 2023
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Mr Tugalot

Someone who constantly feels the need to discuss how much they wank. A Mr Tugalot can be identified thorough repeated behavior of the following:

1. Always bringing any conversation to porn. They feel the need to tell people where they watch it, what their favourite type is, how often they watch it etc

2. Constantly making masturbation jokes. Most of the time these don't even make sense. It is also common that their name may rhyme with the word wank

3. Is normally surprised to find out that most of their friends do not spend their evenings with their bedroom doors locked, their earphones in and a box of Kleenex beside them.
Frank: You fucking weeaboo scum
Georgia: Shut the fuck up Mr Tugalot
by Tugg Alott July 24, 2015
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Mr. Badwrench

Denotes someone whom the speaker distrusts/has strong doubts about regarding his being a good/competent/knowledgeable mechanic.
I don't want to take my car to that little corner garage --- Mr. Badwrench works there.
by QuacksO December 4, 2011
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Mr. takioilup

A "fat ass" who spams lectures is that insufferable know-it-all who thinks their endless droning is somehow enlightening, when in reality, it's just a barrage of hot air. They invade your space like a bad rash, spewing their tedious opinions with all the charm of a malfunctioning bot, leaving you desperate for a way to escape their mind-numbing tirades. It’s as if they’ve mistaken your patience for interest, making every interaction a painful reminder of why some people should just stick to silence.
He is definitely a great person "Mr. takioilup.
by t6 fcrt ftf tyu frtdf yfrtfutf February 27, 2025
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Mr. Masma

Mr. Masma is a term that was coined by Bailey during a game of hangman. The category was “Things Mr. Messina Says,” incorrectly spelled as Mr. Masma.
Good morning, Mr. Masma! Would you like salt or pepper on your pound cake?
by cressio January 28, 2021
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Mrs. Officer

A song by Lil Wayne released on his album, 'Tha Carter 3', which was released in 2008. It also features artist such as 'Bobby V' and 'Kidd Kidd.' The song is about a story where Lil Wayne talks about how he got pulled over by a cop (who happened to be a female), and how he was able to have intercourse with the cop. His friends also join in in the song occasionally. Bobby V sings the Chorus and Kidd Kidd even recites everything that happened in the song in his own POV.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that song by Lil Wayne?"
Person 2: "Which one?"
Person 1: "Mrs. Officer. It's in his new album."
Person 2: "Yeah man, that song is hot."
by JoyleneTheStranger February 13, 2021
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