Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla'

1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.

2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.

See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!

by Saucydon May 15, 2006

Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey

A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.

Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is an Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey.

by CHRISxxCROSS January 5, 2009

wtf gay little monkey

wtf gay little monkey is when someone is just straight up being retarded and you dont know how to respond so you say wtf gay little monkey

Bro that shit was so wtf gay little monkey

by hi im dumb May 25, 2021

aa aaa monkey time

A phrase you would use to change the topic in a dark situation.

Jack: "Dude... My dad died."

Joel: "AA AAA MONKEY TIME!"

by notmoosh123 November 17, 2018

Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex

That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)

Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!

by ZiggyBoomBox August 29, 2018

cum guzzling slut monkey

Joe:yo that man is gay he slept with the whole team

Damn joe he must be a cum guzzling slut monkey

by brenboi June 1, 2022

Beat off Like a Monkey

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.

"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"

by sjp092 February 16, 2010