Indirect friend-zone

When a girl publicly friend-zones you by putting it on social media.

Your crush posts a picture of them and you and says something like "best friend " making it an indirect friend-zone

by Medieval August 18, 2016

Guy best friend

I’m addicted to his laugh
I love the way you smile
The way you make me feel
Like I’m the moon

While your the sun
Meant for each other

But never to be together.

He’s my guy best friend

by Abgh July 5, 2021

friend

someone who will swear your lie is true

i was here all night ... ask my friend

by ir2slick March 7, 2017

Boy best friend

A guy who gets zero pussy or knows he has absolutely no chance with the girl he likes so he becomes her friend and acts supportive so when shes hurt/in a breakup he can take advantage of her and get what he wanted.

She cheated on me with her boy best friend,
Is that really surprising man?

by Wiseguy1207 August 15, 2022

The Rick Friend

This term typically refers to the friend who denies plans all the time just to jork his/her peen to the thought of his/her friends

Mary: Hey johnson wanna hang out later
Johnson: no

Mary: okay
Johnson: *jorks his peen to the thought of mary bc hes the rick friend*

by jophndon June 9, 2024

National fuck your best friend day

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something

National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs

by mha characters are hot September 15, 2021

Plotnic Friend

A friend of the opposite sex (often a stripper or lion tamer but not a prerequisite) who is quite expensive to get to know. Not to be confused at all with a platonic friend, who is a friend of the opposite sex with no attractions to one another.

At present there is only one documented case of a plotnic friendship. More research needs to be done to give examples.

by Awisedrunk November 6, 2012