old fart

a crotchety old dude

old man: get off my law :kid shut up u old fart

by QUANDALE DINGLE October 27, 2022

Take a shit fart

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023

Old fart

It is an impressively old gaming men whose Nix usually start with the letter G. They're so old that they sometimes confuse other people's ages as being old also, it is best to just play along as these old farts can't comprehend that they are the ancient ones

Hey did you happen to talk to those old farts Grimm and grizzly? Yeah! they called me an old! pay them no mind they're just senile!!!

by !3@ng@r@ng March 10, 2020

Fart

A fart is a gassy explosion from the butt. Types of farts are: Silent but deadly, wet and stinky, shart, and 'the bomb'.

I accidentally let out a fart when I bent over in the grocery store.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.

In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.

by QuacksO June 12, 2024

Front Flip Fart

When a fart travels towards the front but doesn’t come from or go into the vagina.

Hey girl, I just had a front flip fart.

by maryjayne007 August 12, 2023