lightning slut

A typical adult woman of the 'slutty' variety, however her sexual encounters are over in such a short time that they have been called "lightning fast". Not to be confused with lightning bug, because their rear ends rarely glow. This is a unique strategy for the experienced slut, as it allows her to have many more suitors in a short amount of time, therefore leveling up her experience as quickly as possible. However, it is not always intentional. Some lightning sluts have enough sex to be called a slut, but they are just bad at sex.

"I thought her experience would make her good, but she was totally a lightning slut, and for some reason her butt was glowing"

by Nayr Yarg June 12, 2014

Sunglass Slut

A person who wears their sunglasses when they are not intended to be worn.

She is such a sunglass slut if she would stop getting facials she wouldn't have to wear her sunglasses at night.

by jaymoz June 20, 2014

Latte Salute

A half-assed version of a trivial daily ritual because fuck it there's more important stuff going on.

I gave Fred a latte salute on the way past his cubicle because I was late for a meeting

by truehoax September 29, 2014

Cheater Slut

A person who looks up the endings to movies, books, TV shows before they watch because they don't want to watch or they are just to impatient to wait until they do. They might also ask people to spoil the endings for them.

That movie was mind blowing!
Did he kill her?
I'm not spoiling it!
Fine I'll just look it up..
Don't be a Cheater Slut!

by thefolicist October 8, 2014

boot salute

Kicking someone in the face or head while wearing boots.

Oh, man, I got boot saluted in that mosh pit a few times.

by Bill Smells October 13, 2014

beauty slut

Someone who's slutty for beauty. I.e., a person attracted to beauty enough to discount obvious character flaws. A guy, or girl, who only chats up the prettiest girl, or guy, in the room.

Mike: Chad only ever talks to the prettiest girls at parties.
Fred: Yeah, he'll be lucky if he can find a girl that's tolerable the next morning.
Mike: Word. What a beauty slut.

by CreditToStefan April 12, 2015

auto slut

A person who is a attracted to another person solely for the car they drive

That girl with the ugly man driving that bmw is clearly an auto slut

by smack jacker November 20, 2014