by Waddo November 3, 2007
Get the sex porridge mug.when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).
That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.
by Ry Walsh May 4, 2008
Get the pumpkin sex mug.A room in your home you dedicate to making sex with any girl you bring over an easy process. The sex nest consists of a double bed - a good sex nest will have no other seats in the room, as this makes the bed the guest's only choice to get comfy, thus making you already halfway there, a TV with a good collection of scary movies (for the obvious she'll-be-scared-and-want-you-to-get-close reason, romantic movies are an immense no if you don't want awkward thoughts of relationships to be evoked), and a bedside drawer full of condoms. Some form of air freshener is also ideal, for a pleasant atmosphere and to rid of the smell that occurs after sex.
"Duuude! Nice sex nest."
"You know man, this setup has got me laid five times so far this week. I made basically no effort each time either."
"You know man, this setup has got me laid five times so far this week. I made basically no effort each time either."
by canneverthinkofaname April 18, 2010
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by chocolate jerale October 28, 2013
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Some ways Jack and Jill practice Green Sex:
Instead of driving to the movies and dinner, Jack and Jill biked to the farmers market for food, and took a walk in the park.
Jack gave Jill locally grown, pesticide free, and fair trade flowers for valentines.
During sex, Jack and Jill used only all natural lube with non harmful chemicals that don't disrupt the balance of the environment.
Instead of driving to the movies and dinner, Jack and Jill biked to the farmers market for food, and took a walk in the park.
Jack gave Jill locally grown, pesticide free, and fair trade flowers for valentines.
During sex, Jack and Jill used only all natural lube with non harmful chemicals that don't disrupt the balance of the environment.
by lomov September 21, 2010
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First we'll have sex, then ill let you cook me breakfast.
First we'll have sex, then ill let you cook me breakfast.
by myke66 May 6, 2011
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