sex porridge

sex porridge is the fluid that is ejeculated by a male during sexual intercause.

I'm spreying my sex porridge tonight

by Waddo November 3, 2007

pumpkin sex

when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).

That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.

by Ry Walsh May 4, 2008

Sex Nest

A room in your home you dedicate to making sex with any girl you bring over an easy process. The sex nest consists of a double bed - a good sex nest will have no other seats in the room, as this makes the bed the guest's only choice to get comfy, thus making you already halfway there, a TV with a good collection of scary movies (for the obvious she'll-be-scared-and-want-you-to-get-close reason, romantic movies are an immense no if you don't want awkward thoughts of relationships to be evoked), and a bedside drawer full of condoms. Some form of air freshener is also ideal, for a pleasant atmosphere and to rid of the smell that occurs after sex.

"Duuude! Nice sex nest."
"You know man, this setup has got me laid five times so far this week. I made basically no effort each time either."

by canneverthinkofaname April 18, 2010

goodbye sex

agreeing to have sex before the end of a relationship that both members agreed to.

I was leaving for a new job out of the country so before I broke up with my girl we both agreed to have goodbye sex.

by chocolate jerale October 28, 2013

Meaningless sex

Sex that is done for no reason

Me and my bitch had meaningless sex

by Thsedabd May 27, 2018

breakfast sex

Sex before breakfast. Then she makes you breakfast.

Boy that breakfast sex was amazing. Do I smell bacon?

First we'll have sex, then ill let you cook me breakfast.

by myke66 May 6, 2011

sex tank

A man with a fairly ripped chest and arm package, yet has a full gut filled up for sex and other high intensity activities. Usually due to drinking huge quantities heavy beer such as melbourne/victoria bitter.

tom: gee your looking big in the gut.

john: its just my sex tank, got a threesome saturday night need heaps of fuel to get through it.

by the original dizzler October 21, 2010