Penis

The long worm between your legs

Person: “She sucked my penis last night”
Person 2: “Don’t u mean a gummy worm?”

by PenisUser1 October 24, 2023

Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023

Penis

a godly thing brandished by men

Damn, his penis is soo big!

by 4380384 December 8, 2020

Penis

Big dick

I have a penis

by Bopoo January 23, 2022

Penis

A long stick protruding out of a boy crotch and rarely a girls. It is used to impregnate people and make them horny bitches and sluts

Boy: Hey wanna ride on my penis?
Girl: Hell yeah!
* Girl undresses
Boy: You have one too?
Girl: yeah man.

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

Stranded on Penis Boulevard

Up Shit Creek

Hey man, I'm stranded on Penis Boulevard, could you help me out?

by liell charwell May 23, 2018

Penis

a special candy that makes people feel good, also produces a white milk substance that tastes better with pineapple but still good

hey eat pineapple before i suck your penis

okay

by Gameplayer5137 April 2, 2022