do-me girl

1. Girls who appear to make themselves sexually available as often as possible, with no restrictions.
2. Girls who have rape fantasies and who make themselves vulnerable to rape in order to live them out.

1. "Young feminists who also equated sexual harassment with rape...contributed to the de-sexing of the American white male. One might argue that the excesses of Do-Me Girls are in part a reaction against all this". Susain Crain Bakos

2. "She wanted to get gang-raped, she's a total do-me girl" Anon, 2003

by su france February 8, 2010

Riddle me timbers

A riddle that is so genius and stumping that anyone who encounters it will scream timber at the peak of their orgasm

ohhhh, oh im going to riddle me timbers till my pants are wet

by i dont mind 69 all the time September 25, 2009

Measure Me Softly

A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest flaccid penis gets a grade A ass whupping and is humiliated.

Boy scout leader: "Which of you kids wants to play measure me softly?"
Little Boys: "Me! Me!"

by Michael Magnuson February 21, 2008

Blow me a raspberry

Having sex with a girl on her period then having her give you a blow job.

Yo, I just made that girl blow me a raspberry.

by Flicking your bean December 7, 2014

Taking it to the grave with me

To love something so much that you don’t want to lose it even after you’ve died

I love that tote bag so much! I’m taking it to the grave with me

by good_grief_natalia April 9, 2020

Crunchatize Me Captain

It's when you have anal intercourse, but while your giving the girl the business, Captain Crunch cereal is in her vagina.

Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood.

by Smhole Shmartin November 13, 2020

Bring me the Horizon

A completely shit deathcore band from Britain, who're only famous because their vocalist has scene kid hair. The only person who even remotely has talent is the drummer, who remains unnamed because Oli is a drunk attention whore. Anyone who listens to them should be burned at the stake, along with the mothers of noob tubers and noob tubers.

Person 1: *Having discussion about metal*
So, what bands do you like?

Person 2: I like bands like Cannibal Corpse, Death, Obscura, you know, bands like that

Scene kid: LOL GUIZE HAVE U EVAR HURD OF BMTH? THEY'RE NAME IS BRING ME THE HORIZON BUT I CALL THEM BMTH BCUZ I KNOW EVRYTHNG LOL THEY'RE SO UNDERGROUND NO ONE HAS HURD OF THEM OLI IS SOOOO HAWT

Person 1 and 2 in unison: GTFO niggerfaggot scene kid anyone with a brain knows Bring me the Horizon is complete shit, and Oli is an attention whore, being the only reason they're famous.

by MidgetStomper August 17, 2011