Ahmed Time

Roughly 4 times the value he states

Ahmed said he'd be an hour, so in Ahmed Time that's around 4 hours.

by gililand with only two L's October 3, 2021

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after-timing effect

The psychological phenomenon where an individual experiences frustration or regret upon discovering a beneficial change or opportunity that occurs immediately after they leave or finish an experience. It often involves feelings of envy, loss, or unfairness, as the timing of the improvement would have directly benefited the individual had it occurred earlier. This effect can lead to counterfactual thinking and a sense of "what could have been."

"The university just announced new funding for research projects, but I’m graduating next month. I guess I'm experiencing the after-timing effect."

"I spent years working at that company, and just after I left, they introduced flexible work-from-home options. It’s the After-Timing Effect at play!"

"After years of hard work, I finally graduate, and now they’re offering a campus-wide discount for DoorDash—classic After-Timing Effect!"

by prakrat December 7, 2024

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Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

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Jarrod Timing

When perfect timing meets perfect luck. It's important to have Jarrod Timing when placing wagers, fantast football, or just with anything that need a perfect luck and timing strategy.

Oh your fantasy football team won with 78 pts when every other team in our 12-team league scored more than you? That's some fantastic Jarrod Timing.

by The Legit Merriam-Webster November 10, 2021

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