Urban Dickfinitions

The site that was always good for a laugh once upon a time..... Quite a few times i heard someone say "you know what i read on U.D. today" and it would be some off the wall, crazy shit and worthy of a good laugh. THEN, one day, i figure some web surfing 11 year old came across the site? He probably read some of the definitions and sat at his computer desk wide eyed with a gaping maw when some adult expressions got put into text he could read? He rushed to school the next day and spread the news.......and the next thing you know, U.D. is flooded with pubescent children submitting childish humor for all to read. Oh, how the mighty Urban Dic has fallen!

Ye that run this site need to establish a Junior U.D., like the minor leagues for the children to hone their skills through.

Honestly, this site is so lame , there might be no fixing it.

John: what happened to Urban Dickfinitions
Joe: who cares?

by soundslikebstome June 27, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The dictionary of Seinfeld-isms. Like in the show Seinfeld there was a word or phrase for events or actions or traits

Jerry- Did you hear I'm writing a book

George- Yea, Urban Dictionary. It's a book of the words you use to replace an event or something else.

by i-am-sam-sam-i-am January 18, 2011

Urban Dictionaries Dick

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
🏳️ 🌈✨💕OMG💕✨🏳️ 🌈
🏳️ 🌈✨💕YOU'RE GAY?🏳️ 🌈✨💕
Asscrack is typing...
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"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"

by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021

urban dictionary

the website used to submit slang definitions

go to urban dictionary to find out what a gurt is or something

by Istolemysistersaccountforthis July 21, 2025

Urban Dictionary

It's the tab right next to the one that says pornhub. Idiot...

Urban Dictionary is the best.

by Wayde024 June 2, 2018

Urban dictionary

The urban dictionary is a place to find the meaning of everything to a banana with it's to result being along the lines of "it is a fucking fruit" to your own name and last name

The urban dictionary is fun for the whole family

by Firewolf34512 October 2, 2018

Urban dictionary

The most useful and best thing on earth

Hey I don’t know what Bi$& means and no one will tell me.

Look it up on urban dictionary

by King T’challa July 2, 2019