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.7.9.7.6.Llamame Hellstorm Imaweli Tanna & I Smack Any Back Through The Lockley.7.9.7.6.
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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flat-backed

Describes someone so outrageously drunk they end up horizontal—usually on a couch, the floor, or wherever gravity decides they should be. Comes from the image of someone literally being on their back, flat as a pancake, because standing is no longer an option.
"Bro was so flat-backed last night, we had to roll him onto a yoga mat and hope for the best."
by Handle Not Found July 12, 2025
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