Mom clout

It’s when moms humiliate and/or share personal stuff from their child in order to win some “mom clout” in front of other moms which is saying things that other moms can laugh at or relate to from their own children experience.

My mom told everyone about my small dick in front of a bunch of other moms just for some mom clout

by Sugarandtears May 29, 2022

Ur MOM

sucky sucky

I like too sucky sucky ur mom!

by TheBigDickGuyThatLikesTooSuck May 30, 2022

your mom

your mother

"hey your mom is a nice lady"

by EpicClag May 31, 2022

Ur Mom

1. The biggest whore in history
2. The person in my bed
And 3. The cheapest slut imaginable

(Joey) Man my mom fucked three guys last night
(Tom Bradey) Shut the fuck up Joey, Ur Mom is a whore

by JohnnySinslikesPornhub May 31, 2022

Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.

Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.

But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.

For example, you can

1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.

2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.

3. How's your mother doing these days?

4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.

5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.

by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022

Your mom

A synonym of "hoe" and"whore"

I was in bed with your mom last night kid.

by AnonymousBr'ishTea June 1, 2022