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Zayne John

To kanga sit on a toilet and spray paint the bowl.
Fred just "Zayne John" the flipping toilet again, there's shit everywhere.
by CaptainWannaB October 6, 2023
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John

his last name is fucking longer than both his first and middle name combined
"hey have you met john pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisdeitysmurglewithermith?"
"what is that fucking last name"
by superbigmaster June 21, 2023
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John Quinn

If your plan includes credit reports, scores, and/or credit monitoring features ("Credit Features"), two requirements must be met to receive said features: (i) your identity must be successfully verified with Equifax; and (ii) Equifax must be able to locate your credit file and it must contain sufficient credit history information. IF EITHER OF THE FOREGOING REQUIREMENTS ARE NOT MET YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE CREDIT FEATURES FROM ANY BUREAU. If your plan also includes Credit Features from Experian and/or TransUnion, the above verification process must also be successfully completed with Experian and/or TransUnion, as applicable. If verification is successfully completed with Equifax, but not with Experian and/or TransUnion, as applicable, you will not receive Credit Features from such bureau(s) until the verification process is successfully completed and until then you will only receive Credit Features from Equifax. Any credit monitoring from Experian and TransUnion will take several days to begin after your successful plan enrollment.
I really hope that John Quinn doesn't clean me out tonight. 🥴🥴

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John 🥰

When someone of a “Studly” category preferably tier 0-1 Studly is called This because they are affectionated by either famous stud JT08 Or Charlie Taylor which is a compliment to most “normal” people
Damn you must be John 🥰”

Mhm the one and only , boutta hit up Arby's want to watch me eat the whole menu
by anonymous January 27, 2021
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John

That man is such a John at math
by Homie j May 12, 2021
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spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"
Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.
by Matt P June 19, 2003
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John

A guy usually tall and skinny who has no dad and has a mom who was sent to jail due to drugs
John is fatherless
by I said hi February 15, 2020
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