Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019

Coach Ham Lamb

The coach that makes the girls pull their shorts down in gym class. THE WORST COACH EVER!!!!!!!!

Coach Ham Lam: Girls come here
Me and my friends: What do you want now?
Coach Ham Lamb: Don't wear those shorts again!!!

by You're_a_whore November 19, 2019

Kiss Ass lamm

Someone who wants to flatter someone in every way because they desperately want their approval

Brooks lamm Deleted that video because he’s kiss ass Lamm bitch mutha fucka who wants nothing but Joesph karnath to like him and approve of him

by Nickthesmokerfan101 March 11, 2020

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner

Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours

by csace April 4, 2020

hoe ass lame

a hoe ass lame is someone who does something that is inconvenient to another person.

Lipstick Alley is a hoe ass lame for making me create an account just to view pictures.

by Kiwi Farmer November 3, 2020

diego de lamo

the best bf

diego de lamo is difined as the best bf

by somone that is loneley and is November 12, 2020

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020