Skwutter Butt Nosh

What a drunk says when trying to pronounce butternut squash.

Chipper: "Hey, get me another bottle of vodka and some of that skwutter butt nosh."
Sherri: "What? Oh, you mean butternut squash. Okay, but no more booze."

by SirJigglesAlot March 14, 2011

Poopy Butt Fart

when diarrhea starts oozing out of your butt and you totally rip ass and it sprays every where. Basically a Shart times 10.

Satan walked into my room and had a poopy butt fart all over the walls and ceiling.

by Mr Dr Jack Hoffman September 3, 2011

butt chug a nut

its when a thick ass bitch lets you let out your love juice in her poop soot.

Damn, Becky is about to butt chug a nut.

by Jose S June 25, 2020

butt hole crusties

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.

"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."

by buttitches June 15, 2009

butt swirlie

A variation on the swirlie where, rather than shove the victim's head into the toilet, the victim's bare butt is dunked into the bowl while the toilet flushes. Not as gross as a normal swirlie, but creates a weird and uncomfortable sensation. Often given as a way of taking a big wedgie to the next level.

I was just in gym class and those asshole jocks Luke and Pete gave me an atomic wedgie and a butt swirlie in the locker room after they beat me in dodgeball. As soon as they got my underwear over my head, they pulled my pants down and dunked my whole butt in the toilet and flushed. And they said if they win again tomorrow, they'll give me another, plus they'll flush my face too. This year is gonna suck!

by yikestbh May 14, 2018

metric butt ton

A large quantity of something, usu. intended to be greater than hugantic or ginormous but regardless is referring to multiple items or actions.

All right, recruit--I'd better see me a metric butt ton of shoe polish on those boots or I'm gonna rip you a new one!

-or-

I'm afraid I can't join you and the lads for the croquet match today, as I have a metric butt ton of wallhangings to color-coordinate before the Gimp arrives this evening.

by Macslacker February 4, 2006

Dick in the Butt Syndrome

Otherwise known as DBS. When you have obsessive and compulsive thoughts about having a dick in your butt. This disease takes control of your life and brain, as it is literally the only thing you can ever think of.

Why are you sitting like that?
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.

by Swiftus The Maxim March 26, 2016