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by Bigbackgorlock May 02, 2024
a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus
b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?
ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.
sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.
sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
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Person 2: Yes.
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